Goblin Pimp Smacks Hawk

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 7:59 am

Hawk=Newbie:p

Hawk will be crushed. June 1941, him Germans, me Soviets. 1720 points, I am limiting myself on arty, etc, as I normally play, Hawk may do what he wishes....

Two turns have gone by, and I haven't seen a German. Hmmmm. Airborne assault? Infiltrators? Sitting scared and peeing his pants? We shall see!

Goblin:mad:

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 8:08 am

Go Hawk Go!Go Hawk Go!Go Hawk Go!Go HawkGo Hawk Go!

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Go Hawk Go!Go Hawk Go!Go Hawk Go!Go HawkGo Hawk Go!

Go Hawk Go!Go Hawk Go!Go Hawk Go!Go HawkGo Hawk Go!

wait a sec! He is driving "Kats"

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Go Gob Go!Go Gob Go!Go Gob Go!Go Gob Go!Go Gob Go!

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Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 8:10 am

Um, thanks for your support, I think, Jess. Even if I beat him here, he will Garand me 20 times in DoD, so he will have the last laugh...

Goblin:(

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Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 9:07 pm

Well....Well..... Well my fine Red Friend..... Do you think i would just break down the front door? Have you ever heard "Hit them where they ain't!".........So you stay down in your fox hole and prepare for the ONsalaught:mad:

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 10:15 pm

Someone needs a new SdKfz222! I rolled in a coupla land battleships, and blew it to kingdom come.

My Lord, those things have firepower! A 76mm gun, AND two 45mm guns! PER TANK!!! You are going to suffer the wrath of the fine Soviet People, as we drive you back where you came from!!

Also, when you need it, because you probably don't know, and I am just trying to be helpful :p , the surrender key is F9.

Goblin- A Goblin helps the newbie...

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 12:49 am

Ok, rewind and press play...

Due to a glitch of some type, my turn was unloadable for the Hawkster. So, his scout car yet lives. I took my turn again, and sending it off to Hawk. I will get it again though, eventually!

Goblin:mad:

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 1:05 am

The Gods of War smile down on me and my men:D ...... Or was it the God of email....well either way my skillful men are right now creeping up on your Borsch eating Maggots and giving them a surprise they will never forget

Supervisor · Post by **Supervisor** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 6:36 am

That would be the Wrath of Gmenfan as he intercepts incoming PBEM turns that he doesn't approve of and alters it so the outcome isn't as bad. I have to keep up the holiday cheer some how, if he destroys you in 10 turns or less what fun is that.

:p :rolleyes:

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 7:01 am

gmenfan= Santa!:D (1)

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 9:56 am

Another turn, and no sight of the Germans!! One or two more turns, and I will exit the map off his side. Never have done that before! Do I win something?:p

Hawk! Fight!:mad:

Goblin

VikingNo2 · Post by **VikingNo2** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 12:43 pm

Now we will see if Hawk is a " newbe" or a wolf in sheeps clothing.

Hawk is your plate full ?

Mr Goblin its been awhile:p

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 7:35 pm

As my men merge out of the Dense Forest.....look up ahead....i see the Red Peasants. Now.......my men deploy while others are no where to be seen hmmmmm Goblin where can all my men be

....oh wait i know and so will you veryyyyyy soonnnn i promis:D

Orzel Bialy · Post by **Orzel Bialy** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 8:01 pm

on you and kicks your @ss....you'd better buy a pair of sunglasses and a fake nose to hide yourself from an impending fury or jabs and heckling!

GO GET HIM HAWK!

Looks like "Obi Wan Goblin" may have picked a sith for a pupil! LOL:p

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 9:17 pm

Hawk has played many, many wargames before, so he is not a tactical idiot. I never said that. He is, however, a newbie to SPWaW, and I'm gonna tear him up.

Contact!! One of my Conscript squads found a PzIIIJ, and suffered some losses for its trouble. A second squad needed to verify this, and was also fired upon!

He somehow got a Scout Car past my skirmishers! Lol. Sneaky rodent...

A second scout car discovered that, if you are seen, you are dead....

I also see a halftrack loaded with German Infantry... It looks to be warming up....

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 11:05 pm

Well friends the Ruskie is a little more prepared then i was

. He setup a network of choke points and pickets. My men stumble on them like little school girls

.....Where's that Dam AIR SUPPORT.....I'm going to speak to Goring personally.

Hope is not lost.....YET

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 11:21 pm

His turn was not all that bad. We did discover that conscripts, even without grenades, will assault an armored vehicle. They did so several times. He also pulled into a hex with my conscripts in it, causing the neighboring flame tank to nuke the hex. And my conscripts...

I routed two rifle squads of his, and got a IIIJ this turn. My center thrust of conscripts is broken now, harried by 3 of his IIIJ's. They put up a wall of smoke, and are hiding!:eek:

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 11:34 pm

My plansss....my dreams.....are all falling apart around me:( ... Dam those Russian Tanks:mad: .Dam Uncle Josef carless use of infantry. I've lost 2 more tanks and countless men. I feel Victory jumping off my hand:eek: ..........Oh dont worry next game i will plan better i PROMISE.....But Surrender is out of the Question!!!!!!!

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 11:53 pm

You're gonna get along well with most everyone here, Hawk! Very well indeed! So be it! We fight!:mad:

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Goblin

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sun Dec 22, 2002 12:59 am

Ouch! Hawk has some big-a$$ offboard guns that are hammering me in the center! My conscripts are doing squat but dieing!! I killed a 222 in the south, and wounded a IIIJ. I also shot the crews of two others.

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Sun Dec 22, 2002 1:11 am

My time is dwindling down

..More men die...and for what the Communist Cause?
This is truly a learning experience......

Goblin Pimp Smacks Hawk

Goblin Pimp Smacks Hawk

REWIND!!

Goblin....if Hawk Springs a Trap...

Ouch

double ouch

Ouch