Favorite Film Titles

[Zorch]

I have not actually seen any of these movies (although I have seen some of their trailers). Please let me know if any of them are worth seeing.


1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns

2. Satan's School For Girls

3. Snakes on a Plane

4. Mars Wants Women

5. They Saved Hitler's Brain

6. Surf Nazis Must Die

7. Hobo With a Shotgun

8. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

9. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

10. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

I have not actually seen any of these movies (although I have seen some of their trailers). Please let me know if any of them are worth seeing.

1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns

warspite1

I started watching this but had to give up. It was simply too complex for me to properly understand. I found it full of subtle nuances that were difficult to follow unless unless one is truly at home with the genre. A cerebral work, this film explored in depth aspects of a nun's life that one needs to be fully immersed in the faith to really be able to appreciate.

[Alan Sharif]

Nude Nuns With Big Guns was on TV, here in the UK, only a couple of days ago. It was on very late, and a TV magazine I saw gave it the lowest possible mark when reviewed. I did not see it myself, but I think you can safely give it a miss.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Zorch

I have not actually seen any of these movies (although I have seen some of their trailers). Please let me know if any of them are worth seeing.

1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns

warspite1

I started watching this but had to give up. It was simply too complex for me to properly understand. I found it full of subtle nuances that were difficult to follow unless unless one is truly at home with the genre. A cerebral work, this film explored in depth aspects of a nun's life that one needs to be fully immersed in the faith to really be able to appreciate.

You should start with a simple film like Bergman's Seventh Seal and work your way up to Nude Nuns With Big Guns.

[vonRocko]

"Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" is a classic comedy movie. If you like the old monster movies, I highly recommend watching it.
I've seen all but 1 and 10. They are pretty lame (with the exception of frankenstein). But with the right libations and attitude they can be fun to watch.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: vonRocko

"Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" is a classic comedy movie. If you like the old monster movies, I highly recommend watching it.
I've seen all but 1 and 10. They are pretty lame (with the exception of frankenstein). But with the right libations and attitude they can be fun to watch.

Thank you! You are a true connoisseur of schlock films.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Zorch

I have not actually seen any of these movies (although I have seen some of their trailers). Please let me know if any of them are worth seeing.

1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns

warspite1

I started watching this but had to give up. It was simply too complex for me to properly understand. I found it full of subtle nuances that were difficult to follow unless unless one is truly at home with the genre. A cerebral work, this film explored in depth aspects of a nun's life that one needs to be fully immersed in the faith to really be able to appreciate.

You should start with a simple film like Bergman's Seventh Seal and work your way up to Nude Nuns With Big Guns.

warspite1

That's good advice. I think I was too over optimistic in terms of what I could process. Nude Nuns With Big Guns was just so deep on so many levels. Why, the psychological implications alone were staggering.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: warspite1


warspite1

I started watching this but had to give up. It was simply too complex for me to properly understand. I found it full of subtle nuances that were difficult to follow unless unless one is truly at home with the genre. A cerebral work, this film explored in depth aspects of a nun's life that one needs to be fully immersed in the faith to really be able to appreciate.

You should start with a simple film like Bergman's Seventh Seal and work your way up to Nude Nuns With Big Guns.

warspite1

That's good advice. I think I was too over optimistic in terms of what I could process. Nude Nuns With Big Guns was just so deep on so many levels. Why, the psychological implications alone were staggering.

I must confess that I'm afraid to watch it...I may have to frequently stop and rewind it to make sure I didn't miss anything.

[Kuokkanen]

1 title more:
Call Girl of Cthulhu

Anyone seen that one?

[Zorch]

Ok, Call Girl of Cthulhu has been added. One more to make an even dozen?

1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns

2. Satan's School For Girls What classes do they offer?

3. Snakes on a Plane Samuel L Jackson!

4. Mars Wants Women

5. They Saved Hitler's Brain

6. Surf Nazis Must Die Imagine Hitler on a surfboard

7. Hobo With a Shotgun The late great Rutger Hauer is the Hobo

8. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

9. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

10. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures The filmmaker interviewed his ex-girlfriends

11. Call Girl of Cthulhu

[Halsey]

7. Hobo with a Shotgun

What a riot to watch, buckets of fake blood thrown from the off screen special effects team.[:D]

Poor Rutger Hauer "RIP", must have owed someone a favor, or a lot of money to play this roll.

Story line about a homeless man who goes to a Pawn Shop to buy a lawnmower to start his own business.
Instead he buys a shotgun and becomes a vigilante.

This movie ranks up there with "Killer Clowns from Outer Space".[:D]

Another awesome movie is "Machete", the unedited version.[;)]

[Capt. Harlock]

I'm not sure you can call it a film, but:

"Bambi Meets Godzilla"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s3UogfAGg0

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Halsey

7. Hobo with a Shotgun

What a riot to watch, buckets of fake blood thrown from the off screen special effects team.[:D]

Poor Rutger Hauer "RIP", must have owed someone a favor, or a lot of money to play this roll.

Story line about a homeless man who goes to a Pawn Shop to buy a lawnmower to start his own business.
Instead he buys a shotgun and becomes a vigilante.

This movie ranks up there with "Killer Clowns from Outer Space".[:D]

Another awesome movie is "Machete", the unedited version.[;)]

+1 Machete was great. Unfortunately the title isn't silly enough for the list.
I will look for Hobo and watch if it shows up.

[Curtis Lemay]

You've left off:

The Assault of the Killer Bimbos, and

Teenage Cat Girls in Heat.

[GibClaret80]

No particular order

Kelly's Heroes

Where Eagles Dare

Die Hard

Brewsters Millions

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Halsey

7. Hobo with a Shotgun

What a riot to watch, buckets of fake blood thrown from the off screen special effects team.[:D]

Poor Rutger Hauer "RIP", must have owed someone a favor, or a lot of money to play this roll.

Story line about a homeless man who goes to a Pawn Shop to buy a lawnmower to start his own business.
Instead he buys a shotgun and becomes a vigilante.

This movie ranks up there with "Killer Clowns from Outer Space".[:D]

Another awesome movie is "Machete", the unedited version.[;)]

+1 Machete was great. Unfortunately the title isn't silly enough for the list.

+2. Wasn't there a scene where Machete killed a bad guy by backing up a boat on a pier and hitting him with propellers? [:D]

My liver can't handle the requisite preliminaries to enjoy these movies as much as I used to.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: GibClaret80

No particular order

Kelly's Heroes

Where Eagles Dare

Die Hard

Brewsters Millions

Unfortunately the titles of these fine movies are not funny or outrageous enough to qualify for the List.
Thank you for participating. You may pick up your consolation gift at the door. [:)]

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

You've left off:

The Assault of the Killer Bimbos, and

Teenage Cat Girls in Heat.

I will add your fine suggestions to the list, pending further investigation. What do Killer Bimbos do when they're not assaulting? This being a public forum, we don't want to give the kiddies any misleading ideas that might corrupt their morals (any more than we want them corrupted).

[Halsey]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Halsey

7. Hobo with a Shotgun

What a riot to watch, buckets of fake blood thrown from the off screen special effects team.[:D]

Poor Rutger Hauer "RIP", must have owed someone a favor, or a lot of money to play this roll.

Story line about a homeless man who goes to a Pawn Shop to buy a lawnmower to start his own business.
Instead he buys a shotgun and becomes a vigilante.

This movie ranks up there with "Killer Clowns from Outer Space".[:D]

Another awesome movie is "Machete", the unedited version.[;)]

+1 Machete was great. Unfortunately the title isn't silly enough for the list.

+2. Wasn't there a scene where Machete killed a bad guy by backing up a boat on a pier and hitting him with propellers? [:D]

My liver can't handle the requisite preliminaries to enjoy these movies as much as I used to.

Maybe the content will help boost it up on the list.


I love it when he rappels out of a hospital window using some poor smucks intestines.[:D]
At the start of the movie, I can't figure out how the girl hides the knife where she does.
That's gotta hurt.
It has to be the unedited version you watch, the censored version just doesn't do this movie justice.[;)]

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Halsey

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch



+1 Machete was great. Unfortunately the title isn't silly enough for the list.

+2. Wasn't there a scene where Machete killed a bad guy by backing up a boat on a pier and hitting him with propellers? [:D]

My liver can't handle the requisite preliminaries to enjoy these movies as much as I used to.

Maybe the content will help boost it up on the list.

I love it when he rappels out of a hospital window using some poor smucks intestines.[:D]
At the start of the movie, I can't figure out how the girl hides the knife where she does.
That's gotta hurt.
It has to be the unedited version you watch, the censored version just doesn't do this movie justice.[;)]

I must have seen the censored version because I don't remember the former scene. But the title isn't weird enough for the list. Sorry about that...