"Fort Bliss, Texas: Private Nolan, pictured with his doctors, was given a medical discharge after he experienced a most unusual reaction to the new anthrax vaccine."
NARRATORS COMMENTARY: " This rare shot shows the newly crowned Burger King and his three henchmen in their early days... These men went on to sow dissention, fear, and terror amongst thier enemies for years to come, their iron grip upon the populace lasted until siphilus and drug abuse fueled their decent into insanity ... "
"King Tiger shown here with his friends M4-Jess, Hawk and Goblin (nice Tux Gob) working his annual telephon to raise money to support his "SPWAW widows and Orphans fund"
The King is wearing his latest tanker uniform design
"Well you know I was inspired by Georgie's (Patton) uniform designs.
His Green velvet suit with gold buttons and gold football helmet remains the classic that all designers try to match in style"
So far the fund has collected $16.34 and several bags of crushed beer cans." (The most successfull drive ever)
I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!