Okay, we're dying here ...

[Chaplain]

We REALLY need the patch ... please? [8|]

[Nikademus]

soon.

We're still fighting the last bug on a new feature. Its proving harder to hit than Osama.

[:@]

[pasternakski]

Hm. The force is strong in this one.

Be careful, Nik. Look around the forums in recent days. If you take too long getting this patch out, at least half of your customers are going to slip into end-stage dementia.

[DrewMatrix]

If you take too long getting this patch out, at least half of your customers are going to slip into end-stage dementia.

Heck with Dementia? We are lapsing into discussions of College Freshman Bonehead English Grammar.

[steveh11Matrix]

Or, worse still, politics...[:-]

Steve.

[jimkehn]

>Heck with Dementia? We are lapsing into discussions of College Freshman Bonehead >English Grammar.

>Or, worse still, politics...

You mean there is a difference?

[von Murrin]

ORIGINAL: JimKehn

>Heck with Dementia? We are lapsing into discussions of College Freshman Bonehead >English Grammar.

>Or, worse still, politics...

You mean there is a difference?

Nice.[:D]

[Theng]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

soon.

We're still fighting the last bug on a new feature. Its proving harder to hit than Osama.

[:@]

So should we blame this also on Saddam Hussein and Iraq? Look how well it worked there...

[pasternakski]

Yeah, but I don't get no respect, you know? The other day I was looking at a used car, and I found my wife's purse in the back seat.

My wife, now there's a good one. The other night we were making love. I said, "Honey, this is really good." She said, "Are you done yet?"

I had a dream where I was a great Indian warrior. The tribe all loved me. Until they discovered half my scalps had a hole in the middle.

One time I fell off a roof. Thought I was going to die. Mine was so boring, somebody else's life flashed before my eyes.

[tanker4145]

Wow, those are bad pasternaksi! [>:]

[pasternakski]

Tell it to Rodney Dangerfield. They belong to him. I posted them because he died today. As he might have said,

"Because I died today? I died in a lot worse places than this."

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Xian

So should we blame this also on Saddam Hussein and Iraq? Look how well it worked there...

I never said Osama was responsible for the neferious bugs dogging WitP. I said that there is a well known connection between Osama and bad computing.

[:D]

[Tankerace]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

Tell it to Rodney Dangerfield. They belong to him. I posted them because he died today. As he might have said,

"Because I died today? I died in a lot worse places than this."

Rodney Dangerfield died???? PLease o Please tell me you are making a very very bad joke.... damnit it all to hell.

[Synjin]

Actually died yesterday (10/5)... and yes, it's sad but true. Back to School and especially Caddyshack are still among my favorite movies. [:(]

[Nikademus]

He had the unfortunate timing to die as the vice presidential debate was coming up. It helped cloak his passing from the public radar.

I guess he couldn't even get no respect from the Grim Reaper himself.

RIP Rod.

[Oliver Heindorf]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

soon.

We're still fighting the last bug on a new feature. Its proving harder to hit than Osama.

[:@]

Well, I'll doubt it. The bug problem will be solved in a few days ( 2-5 ) [:)]

Osama will be presented by Mr. Bush in 2 weeks to ensure his re-election. [8|]

[Tankerace]

I'm still voting Bush even if he doesn't produce Osama. Irregardless of wether Bush was right in wha the did (I think he is, but that's not the point), he is a heck of a lot better than Kerry. Kerry lies, flip flops, and in general, IMO, is not fit to be the leader of the free world.

[Mr.Frag]

Always said that Osama was the key to the election ... catch him now, Bush gets a landslide victory.

When you think about it from the other end, does that not mean that Osama controls the election? [:D]

[dtravel]

ORIGINAL: Mr.Frag

Always said that Osama was the key to the election ... catch him now, Bush gets a landslide victory.

When you think about it from the other end, does that not mean that Osama controls the election? [:D]

OH MY GOD!! [X(] WE'VE LOST THE WAR ON TERRORISM!!

[8|]

[Tankerace]

Not really, because if Kerry wins we'll be surrendering to France.

You do have a rather good point though, when you think about it.