It’s time we make a stand! I’m not talking about rational behavior here; I’m talking about acting like a combo between a foaming at the mouth liberal at an anti(whatever) rally and a crazed religious nut confronting hardened sinners! We’ll gather together and march on Matrix headquarters (where is it anyway?). Ah, yes, I can see us now, drunk as hell, dressed in loincloths, singing that Twisted Sister anthem “We’re not going to take it.”

Shopping list for the march on Matrix:
I’ll bring the whiskey and finger foods but we’ll also need beer, ice, loincloths, picket signs, crayons, torches, one bull horn, one bull (don’t ask), bongo drums, sleeping bags, eye of newt and a twist of lemon.
And for crying out loud don’t forget to bring your game’s friggin’ serial number.
Our demands:
1) fix the leader bug
2) a shrubbery
So . . .
who's with me
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Ps. Dear Matrix, etc - If you don’t fix the leader bug . . . God will hate you.
Pps. I think I forgot to take my medication this afternoon




