Don't you love it when.....
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Don't you love it when.....
sg did a "don't you hate it when..." a few days back. This is to you, sg...
Don't you love it when....
You get your airborne into perfect position in the town to cover the road, and they not only get the scout car, but close assault and kill two Tiger's!?
Don't you love it when....
You get your airborne into perfect position in the town to cover the road, and they not only get the scout car, but close assault and kill two Tiger's!?
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Don't you love it when...
your engineer squad attacks a hex that 4 enemy squads have retreated into and takes them all out in one salvo....sweet!
Steve
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love it when
Your arty actually lands on the enemy instead of on your troops.
You only have 1 mine placed on the whole map and an enemy tank finds it (kaboom).
Your partisan band inflitrates behind the lines and appears right beside the enemy A0 unit. (or those Wurfermen on top of ammo dumps)
You only have 1 mine placed on the whole map and an enemy tank finds it (kaboom).
Your partisan band inflitrates behind the lines and appears right beside the enemy A0 unit. (or those Wurfermen on top of ammo dumps)

I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!
... when you fire that heavy cannon into a hex clogged full of tanks, and one round *bounces* and kills two!
(Seen this multiple times. A "bounce" or light <?> hit sound effect, followed by *two* destrction effects. Text sez hits track #1, hits track #2, destroyed #1, destroyed #2. [As best I can remember.] I look at it as overpenetration. <G>)
(Seen this multiple times. A "bounce" or light <?> hit sound effect, followed by *two* destrction effects. Text sez hits track #1, hits track #2, destroyed #1, destroyed #2. [As best I can remember.] I look at it as overpenetration. <G>)
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When the plane that was heading staight for my Tiger Tank goes spiralling down and blows up!
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Don't you love it when...
...you get to overrun not one but two or even three Soviet squads with the same Pz IIIe on the same turn in MCLV!
When defending Dubno against the Soviet horde, your FLIVO has out-driven Schumacher down the railway track to capture the "un-recapturable" hex, and then you go on to break the Ivans' morale in seven turns.
Game over. DV.
Game over. DV.
FNG
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Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
Don't you love it when.....
.....Platoon of enemy's Panthers crushes your T-34's. Think they are winning and drive to victory hex.... ......exposing their sides to ambushing battery of "Animal Killers", 'Zu Rodina'
BTW:This game needs a voise file for E-mail games;I for one would like to hear enemy commanders reactions after succeful ambush. Bet you would learn intresting new phrases in multiple languages.
.....Platoon of enemy's Panthers crushes your T-34's. Think they are winning and drive to victory hex.... ......exposing their sides to ambushing battery of "Animal Killers", 'Zu Rodina'
BTW:This game needs a voise file for E-mail games;I for one would like to hear enemy commanders reactions after succeful ambush. Bet you would learn intresting new phrases in multiple languages.

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Rangers Rule!
When your Ranger squad, hunkered down in the trees at the tip of a forest, has a Centurion rumble up to 100m away in the open, stop and dismount a Bazooka team and an Assault squad.
(normally, this would be a bad thing, but ..)
Not being spotted (due to an oppfire range of 0) the Ranger unleashes his fury on the tank, sending the baz and shot-up squad running from the smoking hulk.
That's a 'Threefer', fer sure!!

(normally, this would be a bad thing, but ..)
Not being spotted (due to an oppfire range of 0) the Ranger unleashes his fury on the tank, sending the baz and shot-up squad running from the smoking hulk.
That's a 'Threefer', fer sure!!



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