Just waiting for the Marines to blow the whistle and get everything started. Good thing the seas are calm today.
FJ said he'd have his plate clear and be ready to go tomorrow.
Preparing to watch the Missouri, et al, fling Volkswagen sized shells of High Explosive onto the southern shores of Japan.
'Comparing the Height of Bamboo -
Takekurabe to iu koto
By "comparing the height of bamboo" is meant that whenever you keep your body close to the body of the opponent, do not allow your body to "scrunch up", but rather, stretch your legs, torso, and neck as well and keep close to the opponent so that one is face-to-face with him as if one could win by being the taller one. One must be resourceful about this.'
The Book of Water - Miyamoto Musashi
It's gonna be hard to even make toothpicks out of your bamboo once our artillery gets done with you, Shorty. :p
I don't think putting lifts in your sandals is gonna be 'resourceful' enough.

"Always mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy, if possible. "
- Stonewall Jackson