THE THREAD!!!

[Mynok]

I see the holiday imbibing has begun. Raise the WIERDCON level.........

[Kwik E Mart]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Short Xmas party SITREP;

Smack full of Christmas food.

Approaching "Stoned" level.

** Hormone alert ** Female college dinosaurs starting to look attractive - advise going home. ** End hormone alert **

Leaving.

End SITREP.

SITREP received. Wait one. New orders incoming:

Return to your mission. Seek congress with paleolithic reptilian life forms as targets of opportunity. Do not-repeat-do not return home at this time.

"Scotch goggles" Mk. 1, Mod. 0 functioning within normative operational parameters, as designed. Continue inbibing until you can no longer recall your imminent regrets.

That is all. Out.

[:D]

**Follow up SITREP.
New orders recieved. Rejected.

Arrived safely at the bachelor cave.

Watching moving pictures on cave wall featuring some curvaceous babeous with perky bosoms*, instead of giving in to "Scotch Googles" Mk1, Mod 0.

Have started on some "Scotch googles" MkII (Not that I need it).

Tribal clan chief (AKA "section cmdr") have approved of me being free tomorrow.

Life is good.

**End SITREP

*Homage to Cap. Mandrake

Side note one: To our danish friend; I will quote another forum regular. Dumbass. [;)][:'(]

Side note two: I think "stoned" means the same thing here. Words come out funny right now. Good thing I'm not writing with my tongue ... [:'(]

female college and dinasaurs just doesn't seem to go together to me...is this a community college in which older women go back to get their degrees? [&:] gawd, i'm getting old...all i can picture is a "girls gone wild" episode when reading this...[X(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: sprior




It has its downsides.

I can't fathom what those may be. [:'(]

Believe it, things can be sub-optimal!

Deep down I'm just crushed...

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


I can't fathom what those may be. [:'(]

Believe it, things can be sub-optimal!

Deep down I'm just crushed...

Is it me, or does the level of discourse seem to be sinking fast?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso



Believe it, things can be sub-optimal!

Deep down I'm just crushed...

Is it me, or does the level of discourse seem to be sinking fast?

Rational discourse seems to have been torpedoed.

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


Deep down I'm just crushed...

Is it me, or does the level of discourse seem to be sinking fast?

Rational discourse seems to have been torpedoed.

Yeah, its taken a real dive.

[Mynok]

Oh good grief.....[8|]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Oh good grief.....[8|]

Mynok, I would have thought that you of all people/thingies would have gotten a real charge from the depths of depravity to which we've sunk. [:D]

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Oh good grief.....[8|]

Mynok, I would have thought that you of all people/thingies would have gotten a real charge from the depths of depravity to which we've sunk. [:D]

he can be kinda pr!ckly about these things sometimes... a real hedgehog.

[Chickenboy]

I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.  I've got a bad taste in it after this.  I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.  I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.  No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes. 

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.  I've got a bad taste in it after this.  I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.  I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.  No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes. 

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.  I've got a bad taste in it after this.  I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.  I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.  No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes. 

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.

[Chickenboy]

On that note (and with much fanfare)...home parole tithe...

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

On that note (and with much fanfare)...home parole tithe...

Heading for port, eh? Well, drive careful.

[DivePac88]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

On that note (and with much fanfare)...home parole tithe...

Heading for port, eh? Well, drive careful.

Heading for the coop I would think, he'll be rousting tonight with all those Hens tonight methinks. [;)]

[DivePac88]

Morning tithe, coffee reviving brain faction slowly, and heart beginning to beat. [:D]

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.  I've got a bad taste in it after this.  I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.  I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.  No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes. 

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.

The under currents here are running strong.

[BrucePowers]

Off to do a turn.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso



Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.

The under currents here are running strong.

Everyone here is a critic. An array of toads. A toad array. [:'(]

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Off to do a turn.

oh, goody! [8D]