Goblin Hunter gets HUNTED

[Goblin Hunter]

2 Somua's and 1 M3 die. My 105s are now in action. Slowly my hordes advance.

[Goblin]

2 M3's and 1 Somua die, as my 105 mmRR KICK HUNTER A$$ AND TAKE DOWN HUNTER NAME! Here is a copy of the report...

***Report, A$$ Kicking Mk46a1B (in triplicate):

Unit of 105mm RR's force feed HEAT rounds to two (2) M3 Stuart tanks. Targets positively destroyed. Scrap metal owned by Sissy. Name official taken. End report.***

My 150mm OB arty land dead on two 57mm ATG's and some Engineers. I don't think I have gotten any Rangers yet, but my scouts saw some earlier.

Goblin

[Goblin Hunter]

"Tom Ridge announced a new color-coded alarm system. ... Green means everything's okay. Red means we're in extreme danger. And champagne-fuschia means we're being attacked by Martha Stewart."

your 105RCLs and 150mm Art are starting to make me angry.

Dont make me angry..you would not like me when I am angry:mad:

[Goblin]

She is soooo.... Martha.:p Le pant, le heave, le pant.

Another M3 dies! What is this I see? Tanks....LEE's!! Also, AUX units spotted!! German reinforcements radioed for! He may yet see Kats!:eek:

Rangers spotted! They are being ferried to the front by half-tracks. They are not happy with the track drivers though. The drivers dropped them off into a storm of 150mm rounds!:eek:

Hunter fights hard, but he will lose. It is inevitable. I fight for Martha. There is no higher calling.

Goblin

[Goblin Hunter]

Not much..he hides. I spot Tigers, like that will help him.:rolleyes:

"I heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart."

[Goblin]

An enemy AA transport dies this turn, along with a recon jeep. Not much else is seen. He hides. Maybe my Tigers will help.

Cutting Martha up doesn't anger me. Just don't move in on my Marthamuffin.

Goblin:mad:

[M4Jess]

"Marthamuffin"

LMOL:D

[Goblin Hunter]

Young, a Goblin is Young.

When and if you reach my age, then you may learn how to fight.

Join me now young one, and I may spare your life.

I will "allow" you to kill the one named "Orzel"

Join me....and live!:mad:

[Orzel Bialy]

Originally posted by Goblin Hunter
I will "allow" you to kill the one named "Orzel"

OK...here we go again. :rolleyes: I'm staying on the sidelines...even managed to hold out replying the first time my name was dropped...but now I must say one thing.

Goblin...kill this fool.

[Goblin]

Allow me to kill a siss- uh, Orzel I mean? Hmmm. NO. You made advances at my Marthabiscuit, and you must die. Mayhaps later we will fight others... Turn to follow.

Goblin

[Orzel Bialy]

ok, whatever then...hope you kill each other off then.

[Goblin]

Sissy.

Long range fire this time, with no casualties to speak of. Here come the Kitties...

Goblin

[M4Jess]

I understand there are two birds for feast.
++
Orzel and Hawk. good with...rice!~

Well Hawk still drives Katz in MG and F

but I still love him;)

[Goblin]

That would ruin the rice.:p

Goblin- A Goblin is a gourmet;)

[Goblin Hunter]

Originally posted by Goblin
Sissy.

Long range fire this time, with no casualties to speak of. Here come the Kitties...

Goblin

Father, he calls those Kitties!:eek: I see Tigers! supported by Stugs and 47mmSPGs!

Sweeeeeeeeet:D

Can he see me yet?

[Goblin]

Originally posted by Goblin Hunter
Can he see me yet?

I see dust bits where two M4's, a Jeep, a halftrack, and an M3 Stuart used to be.

His infantry are close! My ATG's are being spotted as they fire now. Death Ground.

Goblin:mad:

[Goblin Hunter]

I will sacrifice any and all to get to you. My minions are unimportant to me, your fall is! Come to me Goblin!

[Goblin]

Argh! Those dam 3" Guns cost me a PzJg1.

My Marthacakes is waiting for me, so this will be quick and painless, you sissy.



Goblin

[Goblin Hunter]

Originally posted by Goblin
Argh! Those dam 3" Guns cost me a PzJg1.

My Marthacakes is waiting for me, so this will be quick and painless, you sissy.



Goblin

as it will be...always:mad: more die!:mad:

[Goblin]

Its yours, good game.

Goblin