ORIGINAL: Zorch
And then there's Vampire Weekend, which is a different ball of wax/kettle of fish/metaphor of your choice.
My preference is for 'scintillating cubit of curios'. Of course, it doesn't make any sense. And noone's ever used it in any meaningful fashion. But I chose it as my daily metaphor choice.
And what if I wanted to make a simile of my choice? You gonna stop me? What about an analogy? A paradigm? An allegory? Honestly, Zilch, who are you to tell me what alliterative is acceptable on this site today?