The AE Geezer Thread!

[AW1Steve]

Grump!!! Get off my lawn you punk kids!!!

[btd64]

Grump!!! Get off my lawn you punk kids!!!

This threads founder has returned....GP

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
Well, this is true!

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I was supposed to get a free bus ride to go shopping and then get free food but the bus didn't have me on their list. It is about a 100 km away so it is just a little too far to walk. That that is a load of fecal waste.

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I really would like a new coworker but I can't have another one here.

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[RangerJoe]

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Damn cat decided to wake me up before 4 am by getting sick on the bed . . .

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So I chased him off of the bed, but I really couldn't get back to sleep.

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But I can think of a worse place for him to do things . . .

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[btd64]

Hey RJ, the rice litter box was funny. ....GP

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
Still missing . . .

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That damn live oak!
A note for Orm, she is still a commissioned warship and is open for tours.

A famous painting by Anton Otto Fischer depicting the battle between HMS Guerriere and USS Constitution. During the battle, Constitution inflicted severe damage on Guerriere while suffering relatively little in return. During the engagement, both ships had locked together and, upon separation, Guerriere lost her foremast and mainmast.
As Constitution came about to renew the fight, Guerriere fired a single shot in the opposite direction, typically used as a sign of surrender during the time. The captain of Constitution dispatched a boat to inquire about Guerriere's gesture.
As the boat came to Guerriere, a Lieutenant asked if the British ship was to surrender. The captain of Guerriere, James Richard Dacres, responded by sarcastically saying, "Well, Sir, I don't know. Our mizzen mast is gone, our fore and main masts are gone - I think on the whole you might say we have struck our flag."

https://historyofmassachusetts.org/uss- ... struction/

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GRUMP!!!
So that is the problem!

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[btd64]

No Grump.
Old Ironside is definitely something to see. Pay for the tour. It's well worth it ....GP

[RangerJoe]

No Grump.
Old Ironside is definitely something to see. Pay for the tour. It's well worth it ....GP

GRUMP!!!

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But it was that live oak that make it cannonball resistant! The problem is, that wood is too heavy to float on its own.
BTW, I was thinking of the British perspective!

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[Sardaukar]

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[btd64]

Everything about the picture is wrong. ....GP

[Sardaukar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMKw1bBzFXI

[btd64]

Uh boy. ....GP

[RangerJoe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMKw1bBzFXI

GRUMP!!!
I don't remember seeing or hearing that English Norwegian in her heyday.

GRUMP!!!

[RangerJoe]

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Today is wine day, I will do what I can afford . . .
Unfortunately, my apartment is smaller than this.

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Oh yes, I probably should get one of these!

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This is one reason why cats are better than dogs.

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Wetting the bed?

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[Chickenboy]

Grump!!! Get off my lawn you punk kids!!!

Good to see you here old man.

[AW1Steve]

Grump!!! Get off my lawn you punk kids!!!

Good to see you here old man.

Thanks Andre! I guess I've been kind of overdue.

[RangerJoe]

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I forgot to complain here for a few days.

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Mine know some commands and they will "stop" when I am emphatic about it.
Probably because they think that something just might come flying through the air at them.
But they do love laying on my electric hot pad!

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Oh yes . . .

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[AW1Steve]

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[ian77]

Now that I am finally retired I have decided to accept Geezerhood ....... I have practised being grumpy for years but now I can finally shout at the TV to my hearts content (so long as it's not something the wife wants to watch!). I am informed that when spring returns the dogs and I shall be spending most of our day outside, so at least I shall be able to keep a proper watch to see who or what has the audacity to go on my lawn!!

[btd64]

Now that I am finally retired I have decided to accept Geezerhood ....... I have practised being grumpy for years but now I can finally shout at the TV to my hearts content (so long as it's not something the wife wants to watch!). I am informed that when spring returns the dogs and I shall be spending most of our day outside, so at least I shall be able to keep a proper watch to see who or what has the audacity to go on my lawn!!

You must embrace the grumpy. Feel it flowing through you.
Grump, hey you punk kids, get off my lawn....GP