Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

[Nikademus]

letz seee

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Trent Reznor???

Yeah...Trent Reznor....you know.....has a head like a hole....likes to wear black, mope about life and **** you like an animal.

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[Speedysteve]

Never heard of him. You must be pizzed [:D]

[Nikademus]

pfff.....why am i not suprised. You probably listen to Polka tunes......

[DuckofTindalos]

I hope you weren't directing that remark to me, Nikademus my lad... (finger hovering over nuclear launch button.)

[Nikademus]

ooooooo.....


DEFCOM 1

[Speedysteve]

LOL [:D]

By the way. Polka tunes. Pffft. You mean Ode to Joy on my triumphant return to Tokyo after smiting Admiral Nikademus

[DuckofTindalos]

Or Carmina Burana... Or perhaps the 1812 Ouverture?

[Speedysteve]

An apt one for mass battles in China - Adagio for Strings

[DuckofTindalos]

That's apt for almost anything... that's a beautiful piece of music.

[Nikademus]

hmmmm maybe some Faith No More.... War Pigs

[DuckofTindalos]

Blinkered Philisteene...

[Nikademus]

timeth for anotherth

[DuckofTindalos]

I'd call you an alcoholic, but Guiness isn't REAL beer...

[Nikademus]

HERETIC!

stand still while i aim this lightning bolt......

[DuckofTindalos]

HAH! I laugh in the face of your pathetic lightning bolt! Deflector shield up!

[Nikademus]

I have a KB Death Star laser set to Terminas attack.....we laugh at your Deflector shield and with the 2/000278 upgrade, the defector exhaust port has been sheilded.

[DuckofTindalos]

HAH! Thanks to our heroic intelligence agents, and our superlative scientists, we have found a counter to your puny 2/000278 upgrade. Resistance will be futile!

[Nikademus]

Having fully predicted your moves, I will have the DS positioned perfectly to complete your total and complete anhilation.

Prepare to die FOOL.....[:-]

[DuckofTindalos]

HAH! That was exactly what I expected you to do! You will fail, you son of a Denebian Slime Devil!