Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

[Nikademus]

Bah.....like Yamamotto said to Nagumo before Midway....

"Hey! don' worry about it....I got it covered"

[DuckofTindalos]

Oooooh... Scary... Is this AAR actually going to continue soon, or have I distracted your limited intellects and/or attention spans by my clever repartee?[:D]

[Nikademus]

I await the English foo foo's turn....then i will continue the dismemberment of his flimsy empire.

[Speedysteve]

Pah pathetic alien excretion.

I have the turn. It will be processed tonight. Special long range Betties are being launched fro mWake. Target Pearl Harbour.

P.S. Watch Terminus. I sent An SAS unit to wipe him out. They have not returned.

P.P.S. Nik I hope this doesn't turn into that Super Heroes thread.

Discuss. Could Wolverine beat Superman? [;)]

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

I have the turn. It will be processed tonight. Special long range Betties are being launched fro mWake. Target Pearl Harbour.

Anyone.......got a light?

[Nikademus]

Intelligence reports that eight more 'sons of heaven' were sent to heaven along with their Zeros in the last two days. At this rate the Tainen Air Group will be replaced by Ringling Brothers and Barnem&Bailey circuses as the Greatest show on Earth.

[:D]

[Speedysteve]

'Intelligence'?!?

What sort of Intelligence are you getting? Must be from chimpanzee's swinging in the African jungles.

My Daitai's are doing fine thank you.

For comparison why don't you post the number of losses 'son of heaven'? [;)]

[Nikademus]

sure! Two days ago, Kittyhawk pilots downed 2 Zeros for no losses on their side. (PFFFFFFFFFF)

Buggers came back however yesterday and took my poor Ozzies by suprise while drinking their afternoon beer ration while on CAP and lost two to the bazzterds

However this was still a 1:1 ratio over a two day period clearly showing that the Zero was nothing special. What you say doesn't matter........your taunts dont matter......

[Speedysteve]

Are you really TJ?!?

You take 1 section of the combat and its gospel! [:'(]

How about the fact that I wiped out 4 Hurris for no losses yesterday?

P.S. Your Ozzies are drinking beer coz they know if they fly they die.

P.P.S. Your stats are irrelevant. What stats you quote just don't matter

[Nikademus]

Yup, my name is Nik "Tear Jerker" -mus and i carry a big stick.....its called the Corsair....you'll be seeing it soon.

Those Hurricanes you ambushed were older variants with wooden propellors. Everyone knows that a wooden propellor is not as efficient as a metal one. The air co-efficent is radically altered leading to an imbalance in the airflow over the wings of the plane which impacts stability. Later models of hurricanes corrected this deficiancy allowing the plane to deal with any garden variety Zero.

[DuckofTindalos]

Oooh, sciency!

[Speedysteve]

Don't listen to it Mr T.

I could blab on about quantum physics by cutting and pasting from the net. Don't mean I know sh*t bout it [:D]

Tear Jerker you will be Nik once KB comes a calling!

[DuckofTindalos]

I was being sarcastic, Speedy![:D] I wouldn't take science advice from a man who drinks cold brown sauce, erm... Guinness.

[Speedysteve]

I know you were bud. Just trying to antagonise our Nik [;)]

P.S. Guinness rules!

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Tear Jerker you will be Nik once KB comes a calling!

When Nik is in command, KB = Kick Butt

When Nik is not in command, KB = Kill Bait

[:D]

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

P.S. Guinness rules!

6 hours to Guiness time

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Tear Jerker you will be Nik once KB comes a calling!

When Nik is in command, KB = Kick Butt

When Nik is not in command, KB = Kill Bait

[:D]

When Steve is in command = Kill B*stards

When Nik is in command = Killed B*stards

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: Speedy

P.S. Guinness rules!

6 hours to Guiness time

4 hours for me and mates at pub quiz

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy


When Steve is in command = Kill B*stards

When Nik is in command = Killed B*stards

Huh huh huh huh huh.....come to Butthead.....huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Huh huh huh huh huh.....come to Butthead.....huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defence rests.[X(]