Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

future strategic initiative.

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?[:D]

[Speedysteve]

Buttface listen.

I said Yenen woulkd fall and it did. Your troops RAN away since they knew I would wipe the floor with them. Next stop Chungking.

Did you like Ro-34? [:'(]

[Nikademus]

Yup, you said Yennen would fall..."fall" is defined as your troops wrestling it from an enemy. What you got was "occupied" as in , "Yenen was occupied only after Chinese forces decided to let you have it" All Chinese forces remain fully intact. Come to Chungking....get some moo shoo pork. (and an ass whuppin)

Like the RO? obviously ASW is broken....you sub should have sank. But alas i could not see since the turn did not arrive because you are a HOSER.

[Speedysteve]

I class 'falling' as it fell to my side. I occupied it so it fell. It is mine and will remain so butthead.

You can't just run away and then say ha I won £5 bet due to my technicality.

RO-34 is a diamond. Pah. Your little PG's were busy sailing as fast away as possible. Your western scum don't have much fight in them do they?

The game is broken.

By the way butt features. WTF is a HOSER?

[DuckofTindalos]

From Bobnet:

A hoser is someone who types 'c-o-l-o-u-r-s', clicks 'ignore' in spell-check, and feels rebellious. (Gwen Gaddes)

Someone who has a separate section in their wallet for Canadian Tire money. (Gwen Gaddes)

When giving directions, always starts from the beer store. (Keith Dessler)

A hoser drinks a lot of beer and therefore needs to visit the bathroom often, draining the beer with his personal 'hose.' (uncredited)

[Nikademus]

nope....Fell is defined as having been lost in combat. the USSBS says so. Your thought process is inconsistant. cant you see that? do you want too?

Lets see you do that with the new and improved Nikmod 3.0c! messing with China now.....oh i love to fiddle with things WitP....always improrving. tee hee. Wave motion gun added to OOB.

Ask Ron what a Hoser is....he's Canadian.....take off eh?

[Speedysteve]

Buttface. Your explanations are irrelevant.

For that insult Chungking will fall. I was planning to stop at the railyard. Not no more. China will be wiped from the planet.

P.S. I assume you are going to pay me £5 by paypal?

[Nikademus]

Pay you....you need to pay me since you have proven to be an Axis Fanboy who doesn't know what he's taking about. That seems to be the norm around here......people just dont think. I'm a thinker of course.....and a tinker.

I'm a smoker, i'm a joker, i'm a real jive talker. Playin the music in the sunnnnnnn......i'm not a quitter, i'm a winner, i'm a lover.....and i'm a sinner. fa la la la la

mail payments to studmuffin@hotmail.com

We'll keep the moo shoo on the wok. come to butthead

[DuckofTindalos]

Out of 129 posts in this thread so far, only 5 have actually contained combat reports. That has to be some sort of record!

[Nikademus]

huh huh

[Speedysteve]

Your AAR? Your AAR?

Who started it gimp? Me thats right me. Its my great AAR. Muhahahaha

Mr T - would you like more AAR and less Butthead?

[DuckofTindalos]

Well, since I am at least partially responsible myself for this state of affairs... I'm probably the wrong person to ask. Although it seems we're the only 3 who are reading it.

[Nikademus]

Who's mod is it Buttwipe?

Mine! huh huh....eh huh huh......come here and say that to my face... huh huh.....at 6000 feet.....com'on.....I dare you. I'm at Khomina.......huh huh......huh huh....your Zeros suck.......huh huh...

YEAH! heh heh.....fire..fire..fire ..FIRE...FIRE...FIRE!

[DuckofTindalos]

Where's Khomina? That your secret base, Buttdemus?[:'(]

[Speedysteve]

Being the best AAR and a wealth of comedy surely everyone must read this no? [;)]

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Being the best AAR and a wealth of comedy surely everyone must read this no? [;)]

A highly specialised sort of comedy...[:D]

[Speedysteve]

Buttdemus. LOL

I never denied that it was your mod. I said it was my AAR.

Please keep sending your bombers in at 6000 feet. My flak guys need something to do.

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Being the best AAR and a wealth of comedy surely everyone must read this no? [;)]

A highly specialised sort of comedy...[:D]

[;)]

To those who don't know me on the board they surely would think either:

1. I'm deranged.

2. Nik is certainly deranged.

3. I am a terribly serious Japanese Fanboy

[:D]

[DuckofTindalos]

Fight... Fight... Fight... Fight...

[Speedysteve]

You're like a bad penny. You just keep on coming back [;)]

P.S. Buttface will never keep PM. All his ships will be sunk by the glorious RO-34 [:'(]