Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

In many ways i'd actually like it if Mac was advising him. I'll be in Sydney by Xmas. Nik say it is so? [:D]

If your referring to POW's rescued from sunken Japanese ships, yes i agree...by Xmas at the latest. [:D]

[Speedysteve]

[:D]

You mean that the American and Australian commands are controlled by Uncle Joe? [X(]

Mac - i'm sure he believed he had a direct line to God. I know what Nik has a direct line to and it ain't God

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Heretic....everyone knows that Mac has a direct line to god.

I thought Mac thought he WAS God?

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

[:D]

You mean that the American and Australian commands are controlled by Uncle Joe? [X(]

There was a revolution. Prepare for human wave attacks.

Mac - i'm sure he believed he had a direct line to God. I know what Nik has a direct line to and it ain't God

I do have a direct line to the Guiness factory.....

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

There was a revolution. Prepare for human wave attacks.

Excellent. My Kamikaze's mowing into your human waves.

I do have a direct line to the Guiness factory.....

That's what I was thinking too. Hence our war. To rescue the Guiness and give it to me! Must have precious

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: Speedy

In many ways i'd actually like it if Mac was advising him. I'll be in Sydney by Xmas. Nik say it is so? [:D]

If your referring to POW's rescued from sunken Japanese ships, yes i agree...by Xmas at the latest. [:D]

Sunken Japanese ships? Must either be:

1. Out of sync
2. God talking to you again
3. Guiness doing the talkin for ya

[:'(]

[DuckofTindalos]

I think we have established quite a while ago that Buttademus hears voices...

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy


That's what I was thinking too. Hence our war. To rescue the Guiness and give it to me! Must have precious

The Precious is mine........noone will have the Precious.....

Sunken Japanese ships? Must either be:

1. Out of sync
2. God talking to you again
3. Guiness doing the talkin for ya

Come down here and say that!

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus
The Precious is mine........noone will have the Precious.....

Its our's, our's!

Come down here and say that!

Where would that be. Australia, Moscow, Heaven. Hell do you even know? [:D]

Have you taken your medicine today?

[Nikademus]

Come to Oz.....sandy beaches.....friendly natives.....friendly natives with bayonets......

Where's my Thorzine.......huh huh huh huh huh.....people who play Japan suck.....huh huh huh huh huh huh

[Speedysteve]

I will come to Oz on an AP, fully loaded with Sons of Heaven. Aunt Kaga will be in tow.

You'll see how friendly we are to natives then. Rise free people of "Greater Austra-Japanese Co-Prosperity Zone" rise against your Communist oppresors.

You'll see Nik. You'll see.

[Nikademus]

I've got lots of KaBLammo stockpiled.

[Speedysteve]

You'll need it. You will need it.

The amount of KABLAMMO you have is irrelevant.

[DuckofTindalos]

Hey Speedmeister, where's MY turn?

[Speedysteve]

Hi Mr T. Believe it or not i'm at work. I know you wouldn't think so due to the amount of time i'm on here but VERY quiet in IT sales today. We will complete our game later tonight. Or at least Bobruisk will be my battlefield by the end of tonight and onto the next arena of battle!

[DuckofTindalos]

Heh... From next Monday, I'll be going back to school (for the first time in MANY a year); but that's not going to stop me from spending too much time around here...

[Nikademus]

Hey you Danish Dingy....stop spamming my glorious thread which is meant to exclusively highlight my brilliant moves and successes.

Wish i had some P-47's....i feel like a fighter sweep.

[DuckofTindalos]

Well, since it was Speedy who started the thread, it's probably HIS, Buttdemus! You American simpleton who has the brain of a stunned duck...

[Nikademus]

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[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

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KABOOM! Aaah, exploded duck!