Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

[DuckofTindalos]

Hah! Then you would have done so already! I shall remain here, omnipotent and glorious! [:D]

[Speedysteve]

Fool!

Black book. Erik...Erik R...Are there we are. 1-800-kick Terminus off the board

[DuckofTindalos]

"Oh no, we can't kick Terminus off the board! He's our favourite! And he's soooo manly!"

[Speedysteve]

One word: Delusional

[DuckofTindalos]

Bask in the reflected light of my glorious presence!

[Nikademus]

meanwhile Nik slips in more reinforcements while these two buffoons trade barbs at each other.......

[Speedysteve]

Further clear Japanese victories over PM, China and Burma.

I'll post a screenie to prove it [:'(]

A6M3 - 3, AVG - 0 [8D]

Come on Nk. I can't wait to hear your propaganda on this.

AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/19/42

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Day Air attack on Kunming , at 39,33

Japanese aircraft
A6M3 Zero x 27

Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 9

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
P-40B Tomahawk: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

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Day Air attack on 16th Naval Guard Unit, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
SB-2c x 6


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
19 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
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Day Air attack on 14th Mortar Battalion, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 31
IL-4c x 2
SB-2c x 12


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
34 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
2 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
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Day Air attack on 8th Chinese/A Corps, at 50,28

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 18

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
11 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
8 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Port Moresby , at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 57

Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 4
Kittyhawk I x 12
P-39D Airacobra x 13

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 3 destroyed
Kittyhawk I: 2 destroyed, 3 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 5 destroyed, 2 damaged


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Ground combat at 38,37

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 32256 troops, 370 guns, 17 vehicles

Defending force 47961 troops, 190 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
55 casualties reported


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Ground combat at 50,28

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 16001 troops, 197 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 3498 troops, 23 guns, 0 vehicles



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Ground combat at 38,37

Allied Bombardment attack

Attacking force 36681 troops, 190 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 41901 troops, 370 guns, 329 vehicles


Japanese ground losses:
9 casualties reported

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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/20/42


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Sub attack at 49,99

Japanese Ships
SS I-7

Allied Ships
MSW Ballarat, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
MSW Bunbury
MSW Kalgoorlie
PG Swan
DD Dale
DD Worden

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Day Air attack on Kunming , at 39,33

Japanese aircraft
A6M3 Zero x 27
Ki-15 Babs x 1

Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 8

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
P-40B Tomahawk: 2 destroyed, 2 damaged

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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 30
Ki-21 Sally x 71
Ki-15 Babs x 4

Allied aircraft
P-40E Warhawk x 12

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 2 destroyed, 5 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 6 destroyed, 1 damaged


Allied ground losses:
7 casualties reported

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 7

Aircraft Attacking:
19 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
27 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
7 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
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Day Air attack on Port Moresby , at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 68

Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 3
Kittyhawk I x 13
P-39D Airacobra x 13

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 3 destroyed, 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 3 destroyed
Kittyhawk I: 8 destroyed
P-39D Airacobra: 5 destroyed, 3 damaged

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Day Air attack on 21st Division, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 26
IL-4c x 3
SB-2c x 8


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
6 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
5 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
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Day Air attack on 14th Mortar Battalion, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 3
IL-4c x 3
SB-2c x 9


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
3 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
6 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet

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Ground combat at 38,37

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 32252 troops, 369 guns, 17 vehicles

Defending force 47799 troops, 190 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
6 casualties reported


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Ground combat at 50,28

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 15955 troops, 196 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 3498 troops, 23 guns, 0 vehicles



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Ground combat at 38,37

Allied Bombardment attack

Attacking force 36579 troops, 190 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 41897 troops, 369 guns, 329 vehicles


Japanese ground losses:
4 casualties reported

Allied ground losses:
4 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

[Speedysteve]

[:D]

[DuckofTindalos]

Burnburnburnburn!!! Fire, fire, fire, fire!!! HehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHeh!!!

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy
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Day Air attack on Kunming , at 39,33

Japanese aircraft
A6M3 Zero x 27

Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 9

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
P-40B Tomahawk: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

This P-40, having seen the Zero coming, meerly kept up an high IAS and dived out of combat. However on returning to the airfield, the plane struck a goose and had to make a forced landing in a paddy field.

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Day Air attack on 16th Naval Guard Unit, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
SB-2c x 6


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
19 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
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Day Air attack on 14th Mortar Battalion, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 31
IL-4c x 2
SB-2c x 12


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
34 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
2 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet

Highly successful raid against an enemy airbase. Japan is short of trained mechanics.
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Day Air attack on 8th Chinese/A Corps, at 50,28

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 18

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
11 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
8 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Scratches only. Boo boo's bandaged and sprayed with bactine

Day Air attack on Port Moresby , at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 57

Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 4
Kittyhawk I x 12
P-39D Airacobra x 13

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 3 destroyed
Kittyhawk I: 2 destroyed, 3 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 5 destroyed, 2 damaged

Well here we see a 2:1 kill ratio vis a vis the P-40 and Zero which while clearly incorrect is not too far out of wack (it should always be 1:1 or better in favor of the P-40...statistics prove this)

The P-39D was a Zero's worst nightmare at low altitude. However in this case, the P-39's were caught while in a landing pattern.

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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/20/42


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Sub attack at 49,99

Japanese Ships
SS I-7

Allied Ships
MSW Ballarat, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
MSW Bunbury
MSW Kalgoorlie
PG Swan
DD Dale
DD Worden

Bah.....plenty more MSW's available...besides it was Australian....who cares about them? right Mac????!

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Day Air attack on Kunming , at 39,33

Japanese aircraft
A6M3 Zero x 27
Ki-15 Babs x 1

Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 8

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
P-40B Tomahawk: 2 destroyed, 2 damaged

These wern't AVG P-40's

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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 30
Ki-21 Sally x 71
Ki-15 Babs x 4

Allied aircraft
P-40E Warhawk x 12

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 2 destroyed, 5 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 6 destroyed, 1 damaged


Allied ground losses:
7 casualties reported

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 7

Aircraft Attacking:
19 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
27 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
7 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet

What can be said....GG is obviously an Axis Fanboy like Speedy who relies on ancedotal information instead of hard statistcal facts from acredited sources.....were they to unchain themselves of these delusions they would know that those P-40's should have masacred those Zeros and taken down at least a dozen Sallies....which are known to explode on contact.

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Day Air attack on Port Moresby , at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 68

Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 3
Kittyhawk I x 13
P-39D Airacobra x 13

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 3 destroyed, 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 3 destroyed
Kittyhawk I: 8 destroyed
P-39D Airacobra: 5 destroyed, 3 damaged

Bravely battleling against overwhelming odds...the brave defenders of PM take out 3 more irreplacable Sons of Heaven.....Sakai finally sees a P-39........just before it blows up him and his Zero.

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Day Air attack on 21st Division, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 26
IL-4c x 3
SB-2c x 8


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
6 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
5 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
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Day Air attack on 14th Mortar Battalion, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 3
IL-4c x 3
SB-2c x 9


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
3 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
6 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet

A few less Japanese mechanics......the inadequate Japanese logistics systems should be breaking down soon...or it would....if the game wern't broken......


The picture displayed by Axis Fanboy Speedo has clearly been altered. I will post the corrected version soon. Victory will soon be mine

[Nikademus]

here we see the corrected losses

[DuckofTindalos]

Next time you try to manipulate screenshots, Buttdemus, at least do it WELL. The total numbers don't match anymore...

[Nikademus]

Bah....what do i care for yet another Fool's opinion from across the pond. Away with you.....lest I smite thee with yon mighty hammer.!

[DuckofTindalos]

Hah! I mock your pathetic hammer and call it (and you) feeble and weak!

[Nikademus]

I take my mailed glove and slap thee across the face......twice just for good measure...(followed maybe by a kick to the kneecap)

I will meet you on the field of honor courtasy of Steel Panthers. I will be German....you will be.......Italian........with L3 Tankettes.

[DuckofTindalos]

Hah, I've neither the time nor interest to smite you. Too many real opponents!

[Nikademus]

HA

We knew you'd back down like the dog that you are.....get thee back to Denmark with yon tail betweenst thy legs.

[8D]

[DuckofTindalos]

Who's "we", Buttdemus? You and the voices in your head?

[Nikademus]

the only sounds i hear are coming from your direction....

sounds alot like...

BWAAAWAK BWAK BWAK..........

[DuckofTindalos]

Baton twirler...