<t>I did it, I did it! Mwa-hahahahaha!<br/>
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I was just a bebopin' along when I saw PC playing in the sandbox, so I decided to go and kick his sandcastle over >:-D.<br/>
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He hopped in his Gutter (twin AC7s and AC12s) while I strapped into my Musketeer (same as above). We chased each other ...

The Titan that would not die!

Worst luck? The time PC shot my Pheonix with a HMG round and blew up my NM14 rack for 60 damage.

There went my CT. There went my CBT. Oops, there wnet the engine. Fastest firefight I've ever seen.

Later that day, Alexi's corpse was wheeled into the infermary.

"What did she die of," the doc asks.

"Why, laughter...."

The poor ole AI just stood there out in the open and let us pick it to pieces...

Now if only Lhyrrus would have done that.... <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

<t>Dueled Hetzer in mediums on a classic map. Combat was striaght forward, we saw each other and opened fire.<br/>
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He reported that I damaged his engine with my first hit, and for him it was downhill from there. <br/>
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Anywho, called shots to his RL 'til it came off, then called shots to ...

<t>"A little closer," I coax. The pest, a mean but not invulnerable design, needs only take a few more steps, then I will act.<br/>
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My Raptor is carefully hidden in the thick forest at the eastern edge of the combat zone, and crouched low for good measure. It's highly unlikely he'll see me ...

Anytime, Lyh.

(Though this guy has done so much to help me, I should be thanking him....)

<t>I really don't mind losing,<br/>
From my losses, much I learned,<br/>
Doging, flaring, hiding,<br/>
Cooling while Hell's fires burned.<br/>
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I do not take it to heart,<br/>
That my defeats for-e're climb,<br/>
With a smile, my battles start,<br/>
I grin while I'm torn in twine,<br/>
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I ...

<t>Well, I had lots and lots of luck, but it was all bad.<br/>
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First the bump on the head, then....<br/>
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I met Prince Corrin the second time in a Pheonix, he was driving a Medusa.<br/>
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We spent a *lot* of time walking around the arena, and a very short time fighting. He came at me ...

I like, y'know, don't see the power of mesons...

Maybe I need glasses O_o

The inventory idea is great! I can just imagine the look... You're down to spare parts, so you fasten a foot to the soulders and arms to the low torso....

But seriously, that is something I'd like to see; It would make for much more interesting missions.

I am going to pulls his legs off, and then tap dance on his head....

Ooooh, and the worst part? He's so SMUG! <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

I hae a Pentium 155 with 40 megs Ram, and ToS runs fine...

Only a little slowdown when online, but fixable by shutting off the music and animations.

<t>Here I was, wandering along in Iceland, minding my own buisness, when Michael popped up in a Buckshot (SRMs and NB, and a laser) and started shooting at me! I was so upset I almost cried.<br/>
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So I hopped in my (or his, GMs, SRMs, PL, twin CLGs) Ballista R3, and returned fire.<br/>
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We ...

[The Happy Moron, AKA Alexi, is offering a fifty gazillion dollar reward for the return of her lost head.]

<t>My first win, I think. It was a dark and stormy night in the Dungeon, and we met on heavies, him on a custom rig (can't for the life of me remember the name, but it had LRMs and AC7s. Correct me if I'm wrong.), me on a Bad Omen.<br/>
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It took a while to find each other, and when we did, the ...

The only way to safely manuver over a strip of water is with a JJ. Water penalties are far more sever than standard jumping chances at low levels.

<t>It was a classic ploy, and it would have worked in his favor if I had taken the bait...<br/>
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He ran over the top of a group of hills, expecting me to follow, but I have seen that move many times before. I turned and ran around the hills and low and behold-- there he was! He tried to dodge ...

Was contacted by Prince Corrin for a duel tonight, and after five minutes of setting up Battle W, and one one minute of play, I was disconnected.

Could this be because I have a 56k connection, a pentium 155mgz, or was it pure, blind, dumb, bad luck?