What mmorg? What's a mmorg? [:-]

DUDE WHERE FOR ART YOU COWERING???[:D][:D][:D] IT"S BEEN A MONTH SINCE I SENT YOU THE LAST TURN. SUBMIT TO THE GLORY OF SLAAKERY BY NOT SENDING IT WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK AND ADMITING TO BE DEFEATED BY THE BEST WIR GENERAL IN HISTORY!!! [8D][8D][8D] LONG LIVE THE GREAT SLAAKWARCHIEF!!!

<r>REPORT TO GREAT SLAAKAANVOERDER FROM LOYAL MINION CODENAME SLAAKIE: ALL IS GOING WELL ON THE FLAANKER LEAADER FRONT. HIS CONVERSION IS NEAR. HE HAS ALREADY SLAAKED OFF FROM SENDING TURN ON TUESDAY <E>:D</E> <E>:D</E> <E>:D</E> GLORY BE TO SLAAKERY!!! <E>:cool:</E> <E>:cool:</E> <E>:cool:</E></r>

<r>WELL WELL NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE BEATEN BY SLAAKIE <E>:D</E> <E>:D</E> <E>:D</E> O GREAT SLAAKCHIEF SO MANY CONVERTS TO SLAAKERY I WILL GAIN!<br/>
DONT HURRY BOYS THERES ENOUGH BOOBS FOR EVERYBODY. FIRST I OBLITERATE THE MOST COURAGEOUS, FLANKER. THEN THE LESS COURAGEOUS, JOSEPH, WILL BITE THE ...

<r>AH, FINALLY! THERE IS SOMEBODY HERE WHO ACTUALLY WEARS PANTS. <E>:D</E> <E>:D</E> <E>:D</E> <br/>
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE FULL FORCE OF THE UNLEASHED SLAAK IN 41 AND 42. THAT IS WHY YOU ARE GIVEN A 1% CHANCE TO HOLD MOSCOW IN CAMPAIGN 43. MAKE THE BEST OF IT. <br/>
LORENZOS RULES ...

7 DAYS, SCARETY CATS!!!

HELLO MIKAEL. WELCOME. WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR STAY. SO LONG NOW. SORRY NO HARD TITS FOR YOU TO SUCK ON. THOSE ARE FOR THE REAL MEN
SO ARE YOU REAL MEN OR ARE YOU REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF MICE???:p :p :p
8 DAYS!!!

9 DAYS!!!

YOU CHICKENS :p :p :p

<r>MORE THAN 100 PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS THREAD AND NOBODY DARES ANSWER???!!! <E>:eek:</E> <E>:eek:</E> <E>:eek:</E><br/>
FOR SHAME. <br/>
COWARDS!!!<br/>
LOSERS!!!:D <E>:D</E> <E>:D</E><br/>
HERE IS THE CHALLENGE: SLAAKIE WILL EVEN PLAY GERMANS IN 43. NO DOUBLE SAVE. NO TRICKS. LORENZOS HOUSE RULES ...

<r>BACK IS THE GREAT SLAAKIE! <E>:cool:</E> <E>:cool:</E> <E>:cool:</E> INVINCIBLE ARE THE HORDES OF SLAAKERY! SEND ME YOUR CHAMPION FOR FAIR AND SQUARE FIGHT TO THE END :p :p :p THEN PREPARE TO BE SUBJUGATED!!!<br/>
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PS BOOBS ARE GREAT TOO <E>;)</E> <E>;)</E> <E>;)</E> <E>:D</E> <E>:D</E> <E ...

<r>THE ULTIMATUM HAS EXPIRED AND EX-SLAAKORPORAAL MAGNUSOLSSONSLAAKER IS STILL NOWHERE IN SIGHT! THE FRUSTRATED RUSSKY SOLDIERS ARE DISPIRITED FROM THE LACK OF LEADERSHIP. THEY HAVE GONE HOME TO SQUEEZE THE HUGE BOOBS OF THEIR GIRLFRIENDS :p :p :p SLAAKIE DOES THE SAME THING AFTER MOSCOW FALLS ...

<r>IT'S NOW THE THIRD WEEK SINCE MAGNUS HAS SENT HIS LAST TURN. RUMOR HAS IT THAT HE'S HIDING WITH TERROR IN A CLOSET TREMBLING AT THE THOUGHT OF SLAAKIE BEING AT THE GATES OF MOSCOW. SO, MAGNUSSUPERSLAAKER, HERE'S THE ULTIMATUM: YOU HAVE 48 SECONDS TO GET OUT OF MY SISTER'S CLOSET, OR ELSE! :p:p:p ...

<r>GREAT SLAAKOMMANDANT I REPORT: MAGNUS IS WAY ADVANCED ON THE TRUE WAY OF SLAAKERY. IT IS STILL AUGUST '44! SLAAKWEERMACHT HAS TAKEN VYAZMA. BUT THE CLOSER NIEDERSLAAKAMERAD SLAAKIE GETS TO MOSCOW, THE LONGER SLAAKORPORAAL MAGNUSOLSSONSLAAKER TAKES FOR EACH TURN. NOW HES BEEN SLAAKING FOR OVER A ...

<r><QUOTE><s>[QUOTE]</s><I><s>[i]</s>Originally posted by MagnusOlsson <e>[/i]</e></I><br/>
<B><s>[B]</s>Define Pocket. They came out, didn't they? Right now, german pz's are in a 'pocket', but no doubt they will break out too.<br/>
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It is nice to see you move at all, <SIZE size="4"><s>[SIZE=4 ...

END OF AUGUST 44. SLAAKWEERMACHT TAKES SMOLENSK! 5 RUSSKY ARMIES ARE CAPTURED IN POCKET. 15 RUSSKY ARMIES DESTROYED IN THE LAST MONTH. ONWARDS TO VICTORY!

<r><QUOTE><s>[QUOTE]</s><I><s>[i]</s>Originally posted by SLAAKMAN <e>[/i]</e></I><br/>
<B><s>[B]</s>GREAT JOB NIEDERSLAAKKAMERAD SLAAKIE!! SOMEDAY AS A RESULT OF YOUR GREAT VICTORIES I, THE MIGHTY SLAAKMAN WILL STEP DOWN AND YIELD THE TITLE OF CHAIRSLAAKER OF THE THEOCRATIC SLAAKNARCHIST PARTY TO ...

<r><QUOTE><s>[QUOTE]</s><I><s>[i]</s>Originally posted by MagnusOlsson <e>[/i]</e></I><br/>
<B><s>[B]</s>But I must say that I am surprised to lose Leningrad when it's in 5 supply, cv of +100, entrench 9, snow and readiness @ 89%. Has never happened before. <br/>
/Magnus <e>[/B]</e></B><e>[/QUOTE ...

GLORIOUS SLAAKWEERMACHT HAS TAKEN LENINGRAD! MOSCOW WILL BE FALLING SOON! LONG LIVE THE SLAAKFUEHRER!

YES MAGNUS FANCY WORDS CANT WIN THE WAR. YOU GO LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY AND SEE HOW ITS CALLED: SINCE THE GAME BEGINNING, NO RUSSKY ATTAK EVER SUCCEDED! :p

GREAT SLAAKOMMANDANT! I HEREBY REPORT THAT SLAAKORPORAAL MAGNUSOLSSONSLAAKER LIVES NORTH AND SPENDS LOTS OF TIME WITH THE HUSKIES!:D

NIEDERSLAAKKAMERAD SLAAKIE